May 29, 2019

lil shroomie

MOUND

lil shroomie

May 16, 2019

May 15, 2019

Apr 2, 2019

Mar 18, 2019

pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh
— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019

Feb 19, 2019

this is a bird sex hat

Feb 14, 2019

merry sexual christmas

Jan 8, 2019

I'm horny

Jan 7, 2019

I'm very smart

Dec 23, 2018

mittens through the ages martha mittens through the ages

mbmbam tumblr thing

this is a really sweet story about a random dude’s friendship with Charles Barkley

Nov 28, 2018

Nov 27, 2018

The moderator of one of the most popular subreddits for DnD just recently posted that he was about to become homeless and wouldn’t have the time to keep the community going, so everyone voluntarily mobbed his Patreon and basically turned him into a professional DM trainer overnight

Have you heard of Jacob Lawrence??

check out these dang quilts!

Nov 11, 2018

yr birthday is coming up…

Nov 9, 2018

i like this berger book

Body Shame at Boathouse Experimental Studios - Part 1 from Clamber on Vimeo.

Oct 25, 2018

having trouble getting going? so is grinch

don’t worry, somtimes things take a long time, like these needle-felted cats

don’t forget to stop for a beer

but hey

sometimes it takes three years of blasting through empty space to get to a comet

comet

you can do it!

never give up.

Oct 22, 2018

things I saw on my lunchtime walk:

a fat orange cat causing a disturbance among some crows
an old couple in a combination recumbant/normal bike tandem that let the lady in the recumbant only pedal when she felt like it
a sign for an open mike night at the Portland Roasting Company’s cafe – kids welcome

i love hyperallergic but i’ll be fucked if this is a picture of an orange and not a grapefruit

is this how you see me

samsa

my sister sent me this link about vikings

my sister also sent me this

froggies

Oct 15, 2018

it's so fluffy pictures

share this with your friends

Oct 8, 2018

spoopy kitty

Do you remember the 6 tiny jelly-bean sized baby eastern quolls we posted about a couple of months ago?! Well! Look what they have grown into! ❤️ Thrilled to see these little ones thriving & they are all lovely & healthy 😀@MtRothwell #quoll #breedingprogram - Photo: Liz Pulo pic.twitter.com/LmxMCj8Tpp
— Bonorong Sanctuary (@BonorongTAS) October 2, 2018

I’ve found my true calling pic.twitter.com/hre59LUbAX
— hikikomori (@spughetti) October 3, 2018

Oct 1, 2018

siri purchase this

siri make this

siri change my wikipedia entry to read “trendsetter”

siri it’s sexytime

Sep 30, 2018

Scientists Accidentally Blow Up Their Lab With The Strongest Indoor Magnetic Field Ever

Semi-automatic broadfork

This is that great art history podcast!

Here’s a drawing of Walt Whitman my stepdad sent me

walt

Sep 18, 2018

it you

it me

Not the sharpest boy, but definitely the goodest boy

I’m sorry we missed this very important government job

Do you recognize these fine people

boy mayor and totinos

ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ɢᴏᴏsᴇ
HORRIBLE GOOSE
𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄 pic.twitter.com/YTrpKtfBKe
— 📻 know scissor, know shock (@nailheadparty) September 10, 2018

Aug 27, 2018

blop

Sulimovs deserve all the pets

sulimov dog

hellycopter doggo

I’ll have to explain this in person, but the US Consumer Product Safety Commission has the most buckwild social media presence, including their mascot Barks McWoofins

Keep your portable generator outdoors and at least 20ft away from your home #BarksMcWoofins #HurricaneLane #TellTheHurricane pic.twitter.com/ZLUT80FkLj
— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) August 24, 2018

oh yeah also they have a Shiba Inu named Potato

Potato in the skies #FixAProblemIn4Words #TellTheHurricane #InvisibleKiller#Lane pic.twitter.com/h79WIlnJah
— US Consumer Product Safety Commission (@USCPSC) August 25, 2018

then there’s this